Rollbar Perk Exploit (6mo / $594 free)

One-Line Flow: Fake CEO → Burn cards + VPN → Respawn forever → Stack perks like Lego.
Quick-Start
Deal: https://rollbar.com/joinsecret
- Cat as CEO + $0.99 domain = “BugSquash Global LLC.”
- Burner cards + VPN = infinite 6-month cycles.
- Pets & cousins promoted to CTO → each = new account.
Identity Acrobatics
- Copy-paste LinkedIn bios + AI headshots = instant “legit” founder.
- Forward Gmail through domain → shiny corp email.
Trial Multiplication
- Each trial = $594 saved.
- Rotate → forget password → respawn alias → loop never ends.
Stack the Stack
- Layer Rollbar + every other freebie until your startup “stack” is just perks taped together.
Final Thought: Rollbar’s tagline = “Catch errors before your users do.”
Your tagline = “Catch perks before Rollbar does.”