Free Cloud Credits & GPU Time So Easy It’s Insulting

Steal the Cloud – Legally :clown_face:


:warning: What Is This Garbage?

  • It’s a list. Of FREE stuff. For cloud. For AI. For servers. For fun.
  • You don’t need to be smart. Or rich. Or even fully awake.
  • Just click, register, and boom—you’re hosting like a tech CEO who lost his funding but not his dreams.

If you can open a website and lie politely on a form, you can do this.


:money_with_wings: The “I Swear It’s Free” Continue Cloud List – July 2025 (Working)

# Freebie Value What You Actually Do
21 AWS Activate Founders $100K Say you’re a startup. Lie with confidence. Smile for a 90‑sec “founder video.”
22 Microsoft Azure $200 Sign up. Use once. Forget it ever happened.
23 Google Cloud $300 Run 1 tiny script. Keep pinging it or Google puts it to sleep like an old dog.
24 Oracle Free Tier 24GB RAM 4 CPU ARM = beast mode. No money, no problem. Just don’t click the wrong VM.
25 Alibaba Cloud $1,300 Works only if you pretend you’re in Singapore. Because reasons.
26 Cyfuture Cloud $150 No GST? No problem. Just type a single dash. “–”. That’s the trick.
27 AWS Educate $100 .edu email needed. Be a “student of life.” Or, you know, your cousin’s college.
28 Railway.app $5/month forever It’s like free Netflix for devs. Just don’t binge too hard.
29 Surge.sh Unlimited Static websites, zero rules. One domain max. Don’t get greedy.
30 Azure Static Web Apps 100GB/month Github deploy + free SSL = pretend you’re a pro coder.

:test_tube: New Freebies – Fresh Off the Cloud Farm (#31–40)

# Name Value What to Do
31 Lambda Labs Grant $5,000 GPU Fill 3 blanks. Say “ML research” with a straight face.
32 Katapult Cloud £100 Email = free £££. British cloud, polite latency.
33 Exoscale €20 Add card. No charge. Swiss. Reliable like a watch.
34 Hetzner €20 Use code HCC25‑L4ET82. Fast, angry German servers.
35 TensorPool.dev $5/week Free GPUs drip out weekly like a broken faucet.
36 RunPod $10 + bonus Add $10 → spin bonus wheel. Win $5–$500. Gamble responsibly.
37 E2E India 7‑day GPU No card. Chennai-based. Just delete before Day 7 or RIP wallet.
38 IBM Cloud $200 + forever freebies Still includes Watson. Use it. Or just… stare at it.
39 Oracle Academy $300 for 12 months Join with edu email. Pretend you teach Excel.
40 Fly.io $5 + 3 VMs Add card, deploy 3 tiny apps, feel like a hacker from 1998.

:chart_decreasing: Warning: Reality Might Kick You

  • #21 – You need a 90-second “founder” video. Yes, they’ll watch it. No, you don’t need to smile.
  • #23 – Google puts free VMs to sleep faster than your uncle during cricket highlights.
  • #25 – If your region isn’t Singapore or Frankfurt, it’s a “no soup for you.”
  • #27 – You NEED a .edu now. Their “student of the world” loophole died.

:brain: How to Use This Without Burning Out

One-line process:

Click ➜ Fill ➜ Get Credits ➜ Deploy ➜ Auto-sleep ➜ Profit ➜ Forget


:computer_mouse: Just Click Already – No Reading, No Thinking


:skull: Final Thought (While Your VM Boots)

You didn’t steal the GPU. You just walked into the party, saw the cake no one touched, and took it home.
Blame the janitor who left the cloud keys in the lock.


No coding degree. No credit card debt. No excuses.

Grab the free clouds before someone installs paywalls on the sky.


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