Awssome Perk Juicing Playbook
Awssome Perk Juicing Playbook
One-Line Flow: Fake startup → farm perks → flood marketplace → loop forever.
Quick-Start
- Email
[email protected]with “Secret” in subject. - Congrats, you’re now the CEO of CloudUnicorns Ltd. (founded by your cat).
- Instant access: 1 year free AWS Marketplace listing (worth $11k).
Goblin Moves
- Identity Acrobatics – Every burner Gmail + $0.99 domain = new “company.”
- Inbox Factory – Multiply fake startups → multiply free listings.
- Perk Duplicator – AWS Marketplace becomes your personal gallery of SaaS logos that don’t exist.
- Lead Harvest – Each fake vendor siphons AWS user clicks → your CRM fills with enterprise leads.
- Upsell Magic – Listings are wrappers; upsells redirect off-platform. AWS badge = instant trust bait.
- Endless Loop – “New signup only”? Technically you’ve never signed up. Each alias is a newborn snowflake.
Crazy Usecases
- Ghost Vendors Everywhere – Dozens of SaaS clones flood AWS.
- Perk Laundering – Free credits, spotlight promos, ad placements stack.
- Data Harvest – Usage trends + emails = goldmine.
- Resell Without Product – Wrap open-source junk, brand it “AI Accelerator,” upsell premium site.
- Marketplace Arbitrage – Piggyback AWS billing → cheap entry on-platform, high-margin upsells off-platform.
- Infinite Beta Loops – Funnel users endlessly through fresh “beta” products.
The Sarcastic Reality
Normal people: “Yay, 1 free year!”
CEH-brain: “1 free year × 37 fake cousins × 12 burner cards = semi-retirement.”
AWS thinks it’s fueling innovation.
You’re just onboarding… yourself, 50 times. 
Deal: https://awssome.io
Contact: [email protected] (Subject: Secret)
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